To the woman in the dark blue Jeep, Texas license plate GRR-3792, who brazenly drove down onto my property when she knew I was watching: consider this your last warning; if you do anything like this again, I will be contacting the city police about filing trespassing charges against you.
And if they refuse to do anything, despite my providing them with proof of what you did, then please know that I consider finding out you are one of the people who are considered above the law here to be very important information as well.
Same goes for the woman in the red pickup pulling a bright red Winnebago trailer who, knowing we were watching, stopped directly in front of our house, got out with a dog, walked quite far down onto our property, allowed her dog to relieve itself on our lawn, and absolutely refused to leave, despite being told she was trespassing and we would be calling the police. (She did quickly leave when I went inside to call.)
Do you people really think we don't take photos and log incidents and license plates??